You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose. Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. watch! (he mimics the groommens way of walking down the aisle with a bridesmaid) Huh? there's only room for one.Ĭhandler: Pick me, I look great in a tux and I will not steal focus. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Ross: And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it.Ĭhandler: Fine. Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.Ĭhandler: I know, I hate being left out of things. Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises! Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian! Monica: (looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it. (they continue to glare) I mean- I mean the balance beam. (Phoebe and Ross glare at him astonished) I mean synchronized swimming. if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.Ĭhandler: This is like figure skating team all over again. Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so. Rachel: Well, this is really awkward (staring at the floor) Oh, and I can leave! Ross: What? (Ross and Chandler don't know what to say, so there's an embarrassing long pause) you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid? Joey: Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!Ĭhandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow. Mike's father: Who in God's name are you? Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go. Joey: Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh? Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off) Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix. Rachel: Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch? Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh. I thought that was for the actual wedding. Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?Ĭhandler: No stupid jokes. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them. Phoebe: (looking angry) Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.Ĭhandler: You look great. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Phoebe: What harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture? (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Phoebe: Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that. Monica: Did you just hung up on me? (she hangs up too) All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours. Monica: (she enters with a headset on and she's speaking into the microphone) Well, it matters to me! Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello. Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. Joey: Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this. (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM! Joey: Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom. well, I would just really love it if you would do it. Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and. well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday. listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison. Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Friends - 10.12 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Friends